Okay time for plan B

my-girl-binx:

bythehammerofthor94:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.

IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY

PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

“On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.”

unsavioured:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

Yes. I’m going to the “rest” room and take a fatty “rest.”

Gonna start a diner called “You People”
We serve:

Fried Chicken

Burritos and tacos

Rice

And pizza

I hope that I’m not the only person that peed like Jim Carey from dumb and dumber after I saw that scene.

Mouth based video game where you need to eat lasagna that is being used to bring Stalin back to life.